As/Is







2.24.2004


Is this the real thing? or just a fantasy?

Don't be surprised
if
just before the next elections
George W. Borg declares
a state of
National Emergency
& cancels them. The
official reason will be that
same-sex marriages
are an act of terrorism
designed to overthrow the country
through the uncontrolled
number of uncontrollable un-
American children
that will eventuate
from them. The Truthful T-Shirt Company
has already gone on
counterattack, announcing
a plan to launch their
Why No Elections?
range. Messages will include:

Arnie is an Alien
& will never
be President
while I'm in charge


Dick Cheney doesn't want
to have to give
the money back


&

Torquemada Rules - O.K.