As/Is







2.11.2004


Ring Around the Idiots

Media three ring circus not necessarily
In any order
Theorized weapons of mass destruction
must be stealth in appearance
I can't see them but I hear about them
In ring number one

Caucus unrest as we seek to remove
A false leader elected by a few
Misplaced *cough* CHADs
Occupies ring two
Whilst a lone "accidental" boob display
Causing an outcry of ridiculous proportions
Takes center ring

Their priorities need reordering